Regulation is Evil?
+ AI’s record deal, digital dating, and data centers in space
Bots Break Free
+ Meta glitch, shady protocols, and AI stupidity meter
Embodied AI Takes Off
+ China dumps Nvidia, Anthropic stays true, and red teaming AI
AI Ponzinomics
+ cuddly surveillance, Zuck’s power play, and lunar bots moonshot
Silicon Valley’s Next Obsession
+ AI strategy fail, DIY rocket science, and Google’s garbage fix
Free Cloud for Startups?
+ nudists vs Musk, anti-aging cheat code, and Google gets Stoned
Humanoid Hype
+ wearable nemesis, OpenAI breaks free, and autonomous finance
Data Collectives
+ coding like cavemen, Oracle’s AI moon, and pay-per-scrape
Anthropic to the Rescue
+ artificial stupidity, botfriend wanted, and Spotify for AI
3D Printed Organs
+ telepathy made easy, AI movie slop, and Silicon Valley’s immortality bet