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Tesla Gets Schooled

+ AI agent trends, game changers, and nerdy heists
Adam Wildheart
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Good morning 👋 The hottest new trend in AI is ambient agents. Sounds futuristic, but it’s really no different than Siri eavesdropping full-time. Ambient agents are AI automations that trigger actions based on subtle cues instead of explicit commands. They quietly pick up signals from your physical environment or digital habits, then automatically kick off routine tasks in the background. Privacy is dead but at least your ads are relevant.

🚸 Activists deserve to get paid for exposing vulnerabilities. Tesla just blew past a stopped school bus and flattened kid-sized mannequins 8x in a row. Anti-Tesla groups staged a demonstration in Austin to spotlight flaws in Tesla’s Full Self Driving software. With Tesla gearing up to launch its fully autonomous Cybercab, these public stunts might uncover problems faster than internal testing ever could. Maybe Musk should hire activists instead of engineers.

🫨 AI has learned to multitask. Now it can hallucinate in several ways at once. “Multimodal” AI combines text, images, audio, and video into a single stream. That gives businesses deeper context, smarter automation, and quicker decisions. Of course, it also means your AI might confidently invent facts, imagine visuals, and misquote your minutes simultaneously. Maybe AI should master doing one thing well before messing everything up at once.

🦷 The ultimate longevity hack is growing new teeth. Scientists are bioengineering tooth implants that grow directly into your gums and reconnect with nerves. Instead of drilling titanium rods into your jawbone, these implants gently fuse with soft tissue, communicating with your brain like real teeth. Animal tests look promising, but human smiles will have to wait. Now if only someone could find a cure for dentists.

🌈 A weird new paper wants to give AI synesthesia. It introduces “Color AGI,” a system that represents thoughts, emotions, and decisions using colors instead of words or numbers. Red signals urgency, blue represents calm, and yellow indicates curiosity. It’s like giving AI a visual shortcut for feelings. The goal is helping machines intuitively understand human emotions, similar to the way people naturally do. Give it a year and your chatbot may blame slow responses on ‘feeling teal today.’ 

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🎮 To make AI smarter, scientists stopped teaching it and handed it a video game. Researchers developed a new AI called Axiom, which learns by playing games instead of repetitive memorization. Rather than grinding through billions of boring examples, Axiom figures things out by observing and experimenting – just like people playing Mario Kart. The result is AI that’s smarter, faster, and more human. Next up, teaching AI to rage quit and blame the controller.

🥷🏻 China just pulled off the nerdiest heists ever. First, Huawei tricked Taiwanese chip giant TSMC into secretly manufacturing 2 million banned AI processors – then smuggled them out without anyone noticing. Next, Chinese AI companies sent engineers overseas with suitcases full of hard drives to train AI models on restricted US chips – sidestepping export controls entirely. Turns out beating international sanctions doesn’t require espionage or hacking, just good paperwork and frequent flyer miles.

fun stats

46%

of us trust AI

☺ 76% of experts say AI benefits outweigh risks

☺ 54% of people use AI for consumer decisions

☺ 35% of parents talk to their kids about AI

[Forbes]

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