Happy Friday! Must be tough, Jeff Bezos. You wake up, glance at your billions, and wonder whether to invest in journalism or space robots. The day after Bezos cut a third of The Washington Post’s newsroom, Amazon laid out plans to spend $200B on AI build-out, robotics, chips, and satellites. Investors panicked and shares tumbled after-hours. Seems Wall Street wants less sci-fi and a bit more reality. [NYT]
Want a job? OpenAI is hiring hundreds of consultants to build custom AI agents that help corporations automate pretty much everything. They just unveiled Frontier, a powerful tool built specifically to manage these agents. Frontier plugs directly into your existing systems, letting AI agents process documents, crunch data, and simplify tasks. OpenAI’s Fidji Simo (aka Morticia Addams) says by year’s end, most digital work at top companies will be directed by people and executed by fleets of agents. Claude may have landed first, but OpenAI thinks enterprise data tastes better when you control the whole pipeline. [The Information, WSJ]
Self improving AI is here. OpenAI just released GPT-5.3 Codex, the first AI model that directly helped build itself. Codex debugged its own training code, managed deployments, and reviewed test results, dramatically speeding up development. Anthropic says it’s seeing the same thing with Claude Opus 4.6. At both labs, nearly all coding now heavily involves these AI-powered loops, shrinking tasks from years down to weeks or even days. AI building better AI isn’t theory anymore, it’s officially reality. This could be the turning point that puts AI development on an exponential curve, making it faster and smarter than humans could ever achieve alone. [Mashable, TechCrunch]
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