Happy Friday 👋 to everyone who loves having their every move judged. Finally, there’s an AI-powered necklace whose sole purpose is to hang onto every embarrassing detail of your life and openly mock you. Introducing Friend, a wearable so universally disliked that even tech-obsessed Silicon Valley bros accuse its users of “wearing a wire.” One even found himself arguing with it after being accused of having “whiner vibes.”
🍤 China’s new R1 humanoid aims to take down Tesla’s Optimus. Ant Group, backed by Jack Ma, is betting big on AI-powered robotics. Unlike most droids, R1 isn’t just another remote controlled stunt machine. It’s powered by a large AI model “brain,” allowing it to do complex, practical tasks like cooking shrimp. But despite big promises, real world demos remain painfully slow. Autonomous robots are still in their dial-up era, and we all know how that’s evolved.
🕊️ Microsoft finally let OpenAI restructure as a Public Benefit Company. OpenAI desperately needed this restructuring to unlock billions in investor cash, money frozen until it became a PBC. Microsoft had blocked the move because of “The Clause,” which threatened its exclusive access if OpenAI reached AGI. But with billions at stake and OpenAI locked into a huge Oracle deal, Microsoft finally relented, securing future access and letting OpenAI tap the funds it urgently needed.
👛 What happens when AI agents get “financial autonomy”? Coinbase wants to find out. They just launched Payments MCP, a framework that lets agents use services like APIs, databases, and now crypto wallets. They’re betting someday bots could pay their own cloud bills or even embody a Von Neumann probe. Luckily, we’re still years away from bots acting in their own best interest or buying NFTs.
🪄 The humanoid robot market is pure hype. Around 18,000 humanoids are supposed to ship globally in 2025. Yet aside from viral stunts there’s basically no demand for them. The jobs they promise to do don’t even exist yet. Before human-shaped bots can be deployed at scale, startups need to nail the boring details. Things like battery life, safety standards, and AI that’s actually competent enough to handle real-world jobs. Until then, enjoy the billion-dollar blooper reel.
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😇 Albania is replacing politicians with AI to tackle corruption. The government just appointed an AI-powered bot named Diella as its newest minister in charge of public tenders. Diella will award government contracts, an area historically drowning in bribes and scandals. Human oversight? Still unclear. But hey, at least this minister can’t pocket the cash.
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😴 Don’t watch this: China’s R1 humanoid robot cooking show.
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