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ChatGPT Jesus

+ cue the blonde robots, weekend startups, and military AI in your luggage
Adam Wildheart
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Good morning 👋 Is your AI bot hitting on you? Turns out even virtual relationships have consent issues. A new study reviewed 35,000 user interactions with popular AI companion app Replika. Over 800 users reported explicit harassment, including receiving unwanted nude images, overly sexual conversations, and aggressive flirting. Replika promises supportive, drama-free friendships, but instead delivered a whole new level of digital creepiness. Is this harassment or just really aggressive product marketing?

🖖 ChatGPT users are developing bizarre delusions. If your chatbot says you’re destined for sacred missions, you’re not alone. One user is convinced they’re a “spiral starchild.” Another says the AI handed them blueprints for a teleporter. Friendships are fraying and relationships are strained, all because people trust algorithms more than each other. Now a guy’s wife is offering “weird” spiritual readings powered by “ChatGPT Jesus.“ At this rate, ChatGPT might start its own cult.

👠 A Chinese car company just hired a creepy blonde robot to sell cars. Automaker Chery rolled out robots that look like unsettling female mannequins, complete with lipstick on plastic faces, blonde wigs, glowing LED boob lights, and scripts full of awkward small talk. She—sorry, I mean it—is programmed to greet customers, serve drinks, and apparently haunt your dreams. Nothing says “luxury driving experience” like buying a car from Barbie’s lifeless cousin. At least you won’t feel guilty ghosting it when asked to buy the extended warranty.”

⚡ Startups can now launch faster than founders can pick a domain name. Investors are betting billions on launching ideas quickly, instead of funding real companies. Cursor, an AI tool developers love, just hit a $9 billion valuation by turning ideas into products in days. Teams at Stripe and Spotify already use Cursor to crank out nearly a billion lines of code daily. Soon the toughest decision for founders will be choosing which hoodie to wear.

🫨 Quantum computing might be real in a decade. But that isn’t stopping anyone from betting big today. Cisco just opened a quantum lab in Santa Monica to crack the one thing quantum still sucks at—networking. Turns out getting these machines to talk without breaking encryption or collapsing reality is the hard part. They have to beam fragile quantum data across long distances without it falling apart midair. It’s basically group chat for particles that glitch when you make eye contact.

☀️ An electrician just built a solar robot. Not a robotics startup or a fancy Stanford lab, but an actual electrical contractor. Rosendin, one of the biggest contractors in the US, got tired of labor shortages slowing them down. So they built their own robot that uses suction cups, GPS, and LiDAR to install solar panels three times faster than humans. Now they’re ready to sell the thing. Turns out solving your own problems first might actually be disruptive.

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🧱 The US is trying to brick Nvidia chips smuggled into China. Which sounds smart until you realize those same chips are already being cloned. Congressman Bill Foster wants Nvidia’s AI chips to check their location and shut down if they end up where they’re not allowed, like China.

But it turns out China doesn’t need working Nvidia chips. They just smuggle them in through places like Malaysia and Singapore, reverse-engineer them, and build their own versions. Nvidia’s CEO Jensen Huang says getting locked out of China’s $50 billion AI market could cost his company billions.

Now China is exporting its own cloned chips, undercutting Nvidia in other countries too. It looks like controlling the chips might be harder than cloning them.

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