Good morning 👋 Death used to be final, now it’s just a scheduling conflict. Turns out being dead is no longer a good enough excuse to skip court. Canadian courts just used AI to digitally resurrect a man killed two years ago. Jurors watched as attorneys questioned the victim directly. He answered clearly in his own voice. No mediums required, just software and a microphone. Justice is blind and believes in ghosts.
🤖 Brain implants communicate faster thanks to Grok. Great, until you realize your inner voice was trained on tweets. Bradford Smith, the first nonverbal ALS patient with a Neuralink implant, types directly from his brain with help from the AI chatbot to speed things up. The big debate is who’s really speaking: Smith or Musk’s algorithm. The future is here, and comes with a blue checkmark.
♾️ Tech billionaires are betting big on longevity. Soon immortality will come with a monthly fee. NewLimit, co-founded by Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong, just raised $130 million to reprogram aging cells using AI and mRNA. Their prototype therapies aim to restore youthful functions like processing fat and alcohol, targeting alcohol-related liver disease first. No word yet on how you unsubscribe if eternity isn’t your thing.
👽 OpenAI is building “Stargate,” a $500 billion supercomputer. Nothing says global cooperation like naming your project after an alien portal used to invade planets. Backed by Microsoft, SoftBank, and Oracle, Stargate aims to secure America’s AI dominance and export democratic ideals. The supercomputer, currently rising in Abilene, Texas, is a direct response to China’s growing AI power. Democracy via AI sounds great until your computer demands unconditional surrender.
🖐️ AI is now learning through touch. Turns out feeling things makes robots smarter than reading about them. Amazon’s Vulcan robot is teaching AI about gravity and friction using touch-sensitive hands. Instead of just scanning text and images, AI can now grip objects and sense exactly how they move. Robots just got one step closer to understanding the world better than we do.
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☢️ Silicon Valley wanted disruption, and now it’s literally going nuclear. Google just tapped Elementl Power to roll out advanced nuclear plants near its biggest data centers. These reactors will each crank out 600+ megawatts of carbon-free power. They’re compact enough for rapid construction and designed to breeze through local approvals. AI downtime is bad. Can radioactive uptime be any worse?
🏃 AI agents just got a major upgrade. They still can’t think, but at least now they’re better at pretending. ServiceNow and NVIDIA just released Apriel Nemotron 15B, a compact AI built for rapid problem-solving. Instead of just running scripts, this model reasons through live data to make real-time judgment calls. By the weekend, expect a founder thread on how to clone it using N8N.